Tine Høeg

Issue 51
Spring 2024

Tine Høeg

from Hunger

Translated from the Danish by Misha Hoekstra

MARCH 23RD
water scanning

to check if there’s free passage through my fallopian tubes

Mia?

a glossy-haired nurse gets me from the waiting room
the clinic’s on the fifth floor, the windows just washed

tea candles and orchids

a poster of an immense oyster and a bulletin board with pictures of
all the babies that’ve come into being at the clinic over time

12,760 since 1983 it says on the website

we’ve been trying for a year I tell the midwife

and the waiting lists at the state clinics are so long
or sure you know that but that’s why we’re here

can you scoot your butt forward a bit?

and I am thirty-five I say. And my boyfriend’s forty-one

so we’d like to find out if something’s wrong

but I actually had my eggs checked four years ago
’cause I was thinking of getting some frozen,
I mean it was way before I met him. And I always
knew I wanted kids I say

but it all seemed all right, at least there were lots of eggs

well that’s good

and he actually’s got two kids already I say

I mean from before

okay says the midwife and adjusts her latex glove

they got help with the first out at Hvidovre
but then they had another afterward I say

a girl, she just turned eight

and she just came on her own

so we do know he’s able to

I’m just going to start scanning you

I mean there isn’t anything wrong with him I say

it might feel a bit chilly

she measures two egg follicles of ten and twelve millimeters

the water scan goes swimmingly. Radiographic dye runs through my tubes and squirts out into my uterus in small spurts each time the midwife presses a button, I’m able to watch it on a screen. It’s the most beautiful tube scan I’ve seen in a long time she says. And your endometrial lining’s also quite lovely and even. Why thank you I say

not used to being complimented on my inner organs

they want to inseminate me with Emil’s sperm at
the exact moment of ovulation

we’ll see to the timing says the midwife
and help get the sperm all the way up into your uterus

and then we hope that’s all it takes

biking home I see a woman trip over a curb and then another woman drop her groceries and rush over and crouch beside her, then others come over to help and I start to cry, moved by all the thoughtfulness that there is in the world. We’re all connected. We want to help each other. A few minutes later some prayer beads fall on the bike path in front of me, I tear my mitten off with my teeth and pick them up, dark brown beads on a string. Hey! I step hard on the pedals, draw even with the man who dropped them, the string dangling, excuse me? Excuse me! At first he looks confused and then his face lights up. You dropped this. Thanks he says and slows down, thank you so much, and my chest almost bursts with happiness when I reach him the beads and he takes them wobbling

everything trembles with meaning

tea candle, orchid, oyster, prayer beads

I need to store up these details

in a few days maybe: conception!

MARCH 25TH
scanning again, the follicles now fourteen and twenty millimeters
they want to inseminate tomorrow

MARCH 26TH
Emil’s set three different alarms

the sperm sample’s supposed to be collected at home and dropped off at the clinic  between eight and nine, and it can’t be more than an hour old. The container’s tall and narrow, rocket-shaped. Why didn’t they make it a little wider he asks, holding it up before him, what if I miss?

we assist each other in the bedroom, he’s brought a plastic mixing bowl
to catch it if need be

the sperm test has to be kept body temperature
I sit in the metro, the container nestled between my breasts

Emil’s very quiet

after sperm washing the count’s nine million the nurse tells me

and it has to be a million before they’ll inseminate

so that’s good she says

meanwhile he’s walking around down on the street. There’s no access
for family members due to corona

I have to certify that I’m me. That Emil’s Emil. That I want
to have his sperm up in me

after the insemination we go for a walk in Nørrebro. Emil bought a lucky bird in a thrift shop while he was waiting, a small smooth green one of glass that turns out to be a whistle. He also finds a bottle cap on the ground with the name Blue Moon. The title of the very first number on our very first playlist

it’s almost too much I laugh

it’s windy and cold

we buy steaming hot pizza on Stefansgade, eating it with our mittens. Emil’s still quiet. We sit on a bench at a playground and watch a mother, a daughter, and a dog playing in a sandbox

I’ve been so nervous he says then

I was worried that my sperm’d be awful

that it couldn’t be used at all

and then I’d lose you

I was almost resigned to it he says

yesterday I thought: this is our last happy day

tomorrow it’ll crash and burn

and again when you were up there. I was walking around down here

and almost couldn’t take it

baby I say

I had no idea, why didn’t you say something?

because I didn’t want to worry you. All I wanted was just

to be happy and to hope with you

but then aren’t you relieved?

yeahhh he says

there was nothing to worry about I say

he shrugs his shoulders

nine million’s perfectly fine I say. That’s what she said

eh he says, it’s not really that much

MARCH 27TH
I’m uneasy. Before I felt mostly excited. But now the fear of disappointment. If my period comes. Or if the test’s negative. I’m restless. The test is April 9th. How can I wait that long? Nothing else matters. The chances for a pregnancy are fifteen percent. That’s not very much, I know. If I were ten years younger it’d be double that. I picture worst-case scenarios. That it’ll be years of struggle. That something’s wrong with me, even though it all looks normal. That my eggs are bad. They can’t assess their quality unless we end up having to do in vitro. With artificial insemination they can only see the follicles. First we have three free insemination attempts

MARCH 28TH
We argue. I think we each need some alone time. Get our thoughts under control. Understand what we’ve embarked on. Be alone. Just a few hours. But I end up doing the opposite. Tugging, pushing, forcing myself closer to get it to be good again. I’m such an idiot. The only thing that’ll help is distance

I’m taking hormones

vaginal suppositories morning and evening

progesterone

which is meant to keep my endometrium intact
as I tend to spot bleed

the suppository is white and greasy

it looks like a bullet of coconut oil

the hormones dissolve but don’t get completely absorbed and some of the white stuff comes out again as a clumpy discharge, it’s thick and wet in my panties. I have to call the clinic and ask whether it might be harmful to have intercourse while taking them. Could the hormones affect Emil?

no, I wouldn’t worry about it says the secretary

okay I say, that’s good to know

well you guys have a real good weekend she says

no wait, I mean I’d also just like to hear, what about um, oral sex?

what?

oral sex I say a little louder

for instance would that also be okay?

sure says the secretary on the phone, I can hear she’s smiling

but wait to insert it till afterward
it’ll be a little less messy

MARCH 29TH
Emil licks me in the morning before I put in the suppository, I’ve just gotten out of the shower but I taste weird he says. Medicinal, metallic. Like the lemonade we had to spit out the day the blender broke down. I taste of something gray and hard, alien. We laugh a bit at the situation but it also makes me sad. I could move in down here is what Emil usually says

to be in the midst of change, to lose control of the body

who am I?

inferiority these days

mistrust of Emil, where does that come from?

the relationship. My big fear:

how can I live, exist
if I no longer turn him on?

if I’m not the object of his gaze?

APRIL 2ND
Easter dinner on the isle of Ærø with Emil’s family

I turn down schnapps and he appropriates my beer on the sly, a gleeful and word- less connection between us. I’ve been sneezing a lot, I google “sneezing first tri- mester” and find a long thread on mybelly.com by women who’ve had the same experience, and one contributor explains that it’s because the hormonal changes affect all the mucous membranes

a small jolt of joy now with each sneeze

lots of people, no time to write, but this conversation
this morning in the living room when I colored Easter eggs with the kids:

can’t you call him Dad when you talk to us? asks Felix
because it’s really confusing that you call him Emil

there’s no way I can call him Dad I say and start laughing

you can call him Daddy says Selma and all three of us laugh

yeah shouts Felix excited, Daddy!

APRIL 9TH
test negative

APRIL 23RD
one day until the second insemination

the last two weeks: scannings, waiting

huge argument at the art museum earlier today

the clinic let us know that it’d be good if we had intercourse in the days before and after insemination so that my uterus is awash in sperm and we can be sure to hit the ovulation

we had it yesterday, and we should again today to hedge our bets

but I’m the only one who’s making certain we have it

Emil didn’t make a move this morning

and then when we got to the museum I panicked
because the whole day could pass without it happening

you’re getting yourself into a state he said, you’re hysterical

we did it yesterday!

but what if I ovulate today?

sperm can survive a long time he said. And it’s not even four

we can just do it before we go to sleep

but they said today

well then we’ll just have to go out and find a fucking bush!

we were sitting in the Asger Jorn room shouting at each other
he was wearing a glitter jersey and a sequined face mask

we’d taken the train there to see the MOM! exhibition

APRIL 24TH
second insemination at 11:45

early morning with the collecting container, the plastic bowl

a struggle for Emil to achieve ejaculation

I watch his rising panic as he casts a sidelong glance at the clock, works away at it savagely, the test needs to be delivered before nine, it takes a half hour to get there, I get an urge to cry, disappear, it’s so awful, I do my best to help him, peel off my panties, wriggle a little

try turning around he says

so I can see you better

yeah like that

APRIL 25TH
I’m totally fucked up on hormones

fire in my breasts, gooey underwear

this feeling of hunger that needs sating

fury, a volcano

tonight

we’re exhausted on the couch

emotionally drained

a week of fighting, arguments

and now we’ve got to screw again, there’s no way around it

this time there were only four million sperm cells left after the washing

it’d be good if you had intercourse again tomorrow too
the midwife said yesterday. We’ve given up several times

neither of us has any desire

Emil touches himself, the skin totally abraded

it’s okay I say. You don’t have to, Emil

we done good I say

good enough

but he keeps working it, won’t give up

what can I do I whisper, is there something I can do?

help me he says, you’ve got to help me

he presses my mouth against his nipple

his respiration grows more intense

you’ve got to make sure I can enter you he says

when I give the word

you’ve got to move farther down

I scoot lower, on full alert

now he says. Now!

he pushes into me

places his hands on my hips

and then finally

with a long plaintive sound he comes, and I’m flooded with concern for him, his cry becomes a cry in me, a weeping that blurs into his orgasm and I get an urge to shield him, protect him. This sexuality between us is growing twisted, constricted

it makes me so unhappy

that we’ve got to go through this

squeeze the sperm out that way

I press my face into his shoulder
try to stifle the tears, push them back down my throat

don’t want to cry now, don’t want to botch this up any more than it already is

MAY 2ND
it’s Sunday

I need to get cracking on my third novel
I had my first writing day on Thursday

I want to write an occult stepmother horror story

I have no desire to write a diary or whatever this is

I’m sitting on the couch in our sixth-floor apartment in Amager

the living room full of Legos

Selma sitting on the floor drawing
Felix playing a game on his iPad in the hall
Emil cutting his hair in the bathroom

our dishwasher’s kaput

dirty dishes everywhere

I want to write an occult horror story, not this

it’s a week since the second insemination

six days till I take the test

May 8th

Emil doesn’t think about the date

I don’t think about anything else

I can’t imagine it being successful

I’m aware of all the changes in my body
even though I try not to be

I had a glass of red wine yesterday

I can’t picture it

can’t deal with the disappointment again

I thought I was knocked up last time

I felt very pregnant

you can get yourself to believe so many things
you can google yourself pregnant

this time I don’t notice anything

no achiness, no tightness in my breasts

I’m just angry and sad and unhappy by turns

I’m taking hormones, progesterone

it’s as if someone’s holding a torch to my feelings

I envy the other three

I envy them for being in family with each other

suddenly I can see how much Selma looks like Emil
and then I’m on the brink of tears

they’re each other’s flesh and blood

connected in a way
I’m utterly excluded from

they constitute a whole

I am alone

that’s a crucial difference between us
in what we’re going through now

he already has kids

I feel a hunger

that I don’t know will ever be satisfied

I ate brunch with Rikke earlier

salade de chèvre chaud, pancakes, chocolate croissants

she’s a city planner

and one of my few girlfriends
who hasn’t become a mother

ruby red grapefruit juice and black coffee

such an appetite she said

I’ve been hollowed out by all my physical and emotional labor

it’s me who has to take hormones, two tablets orally the first five days of each period to ripen my eggs, like a battery hen you pump toxins into to make it grow faster, it’s me who has to be scanned and when the egg follicles are big enough it’s me who has to be injected in the belly to trigger ovulation, and thirty-six hours later it’s me who has to be inseminated with Emil’s sperm and afterward me who has to insert suppositories into my vagina morning and night to strengthen the mucosal lining and get it to latch fast to the embryo

it might be a good idea if you could leave off
thinking about it all the time said Emil recently

and I had an urge to scream or laugh. How would that even be possible?

for you maybe. But not for me

I’m a birthing machine to be stuffed full of sperm

I’m going out of my mind, I don’t know who I’m turning into, some needy dog-woman, some bitch, I make scenes, I’m furious and pathetic and beside myself, as though all of the yearning that’s lain dormant in me for so long is exploding on us, and then the terrible shared task of driving the sperm out of him the way you drive a herd of heavy, sluggish heifers

stubbornly, persistently we struggle

the mechanical aspects of intercourse

I hate it. Scheduled, joblike

forcing the sperm out of him

and into me

find my egg and latch onto it god dammit
fertilize and free me. This thought:

if it doesn’t work I want to die

if it doesn’t work I must die

no other options exist

how many of those suppositories do you have left? he asked yesterday

twelve

that many? Then it’s a while yet before you take the test

we’re supposed to go to a party that day being held by his friend Sylvia
I’ve thought it over again and again
imagined the evening both if the test is positive
and if it’s negative

if it’s negative I’m going to drink till my liver’s pickled, dance my feet till they’re bloody, scream into the night and piss myself on the ride home, I am an animal, I’m ready to fight but I have no fangs, no claws, there’s no outlet for my adrenaline and it’s prolonged by my having to wait, rest, be calm, not stress

and Emil doesn’t have even a clue about which day the test is

maybe that’s good

only one of us can be crazy if everything isn’t to go to hell

I need him to be calm and cheerful

not dark like me

not now

he has to be a rock, a sun

Mimi, says Selma now

that’s what the kids call me, it’s their name for me

yes?

it’s just because I made something pretty
and then by accident I made something ugly

can I see?

no not yet

Mimi?

yes

it’s just because she says yes?

it’s just because. Now I forgot

she doesn’t just look like Emil but also Katrina

that day I stood on the balcony and watched the four of them come walking

around through the courtyard

a community of cells

two organisms arising from another two organisms

and me on the balcony

observing from on high:

the family

you ought to have kids early is what they say

but what if you don’t have someone to have kids with?

I didn’t meet Emil till I was thirty-three

I’ve been aware of biology, time, death ever since I turned twenty-five, I had my eggs checked, considered freezing them, and with guidance from a fertility clinic decided to become a single mom if there wasn’t a man in my life when I turned thirty-five

the language we use for a single woman
in her thirties who wants children

throbbing ovaries

the panic before closing time

the way she’s ridiculed makes me so angry

you better get going then

an older male colleague told me
at the bar of a party four years ago

someone had just broken up with me

otherwise your eggs will rot you know

THANK YOU GREAT DEITY
FOR THE AMAZING ADVICE

what do you know about me?

what do you know of my longing?

it’s also the way we talk about her:

hypercritical, egotistical, spoiled

she’s waited too long
and now she’s between a rock and a hard place
ha-ha that’ll teach her

spend it while you can

that awful fertility doctor on the radio who said that when women in their thirties told him they wanted to be solo mothers because they couldn’t find a partner, he had to point out that that couldn’t be true when there were eight hundred and fifty thousand single men walking around Denmark. “A living nightmare,” that’s what he said it’d be like for him to have a child by himself, and I had to turn it off be- cause he was so patronizing it made my brain hurt and because the whole premise of the discussion was this notion that picky women are to blame for the fertility crisis, I don’t buy it, it makes no sense, I’ve been with a wide variety of men, have never been stingy, always open, but things end up on the rocks and love’s fucking hard and every day I think what a miracle it is I met Emil even if it isn’t easy right now, and who was it, a politician some years ago I think, who said that the tragic thing about the rise in solo mothers and childless men is that it’s the poorly educated who miss out, that we see sperm as a commodity, that we should remember that men too have value. But that picture of the woman as a cynical ego-tripper who ought to be spreading her legs for a poor childless construction worker is simply beyond me, I can’t accept it. They’re not egotistical man-haters is what Ditte Giese wrote at the time. Now they’re hoping that love can come later because they can’t, on purely reproductive grounds, wait any longer, yes exactly, and I don’t want to write about it anymore, I’m beside myself, furious, unpredictable toward Emil

he’s got to deliver his sperm

but it’s my body that’ll be ripped apart if it succeeds
and my soul that’ll be torn ripped if it doesn’t

my love is vast and cruel and full of despair

I spend hours on Instagram

tormenting myself

with the women he follows

young artists and musicians

I grope them with my eyes
imagine his gaze upon them

and long to die

stare myself blind and stupid and ugly looking at their perfect bodies

their marvelous, mesmerizing faces
unique talents and musical genius

hands, mouths, thighs

I masochisturbate to the thought of them

what sort of lunacy is that?

I don’t even want to be with him the whole time
but I cling to him like a child, begging for affirmation

what do the rest of you do? What are you like in a relationship?

how is it that loving doesn’t drive you apart?

I have a mental breakdown every other day and end up letting him in on all of it, flinging open the doors to my inner circus, come see, come see! I present my craziness to him, sitting across from him with my tail between my legs and asking: would you like me to be as slim as her there? Do you want me to be able to play guitar? I drive myself nuts with Brigitte Bardot and Audrey Hepburn in the bookcase, all the photos and faces, all the monstrous aesthetics. I’ve chosen a man who loves beauty. Beautiful furniture, beautiful women, beautiful ceramics and he showers me with so much love but it’s never enough, I want to be the only woman in the world, I’ll have to kill all the others, and I strive so hard, changing clothes, dressing up, I want to be a stewardess from the sixties, a pale blue alien, a queen, a hooker, I want to be all the women in the world, I want to be the one and only, to be an icon, a magnificent work of art, unattainable and magic and ever mutable, I want to devote my life to satisfying your gaze, I want to be a walking sex bomb who detonates daily, I want to suck your cock and whisper for you to fuck me

fuck me, fuck me

I squirm on top of you like a little Lolita

so you’ll never go to bed hungry

a little Lolita of thirty-five who transforms her body
into an amusement park to hang onto your desire

terrified of turning into the sad day

perhaps it’s part of
the terror of not becoming a mother?

perhaps the jealousy will vanish when I’m pregnant

the humiliation of aging

why’s it humiliating to age?

the humiliation of begging to be inseminated

I require your desire in order to have a child

the little Lolita wants to be MOM

I WANT TO BE MOM

stuff me with sperm, Daddy

now Selma comes over and shows me a drawing of a squirrel

light brown with green eyes

I used the sparkly marker for his tail